worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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