I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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