Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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