Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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