we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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