no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
my poor anus
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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