u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
