I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
nutella sex= disaster
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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