How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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