your parents love me but you hate me
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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