Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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