What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
