Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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