pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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