ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
