My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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