I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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