you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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