i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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