I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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