he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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