you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
you would pick up someone in the library
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Congratulations! We have a period
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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