he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Im part way to drunk.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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