no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
ugly people sure do ruin things
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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