I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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