And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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