If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Damn victory sex feels great
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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