they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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