I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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