Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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