I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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