I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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