Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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