im about as happy as oj after his trial
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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