how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Holy sore nipples Batman
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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