Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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