Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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