Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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