I don't think brook has ever known best
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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