My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
50% drunk capacity currently
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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