Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Go christen that room with your naked body.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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