I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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