Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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