Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Farmville is her only friend.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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