I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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