let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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