Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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