But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We talked him into tasing himself.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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