if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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