I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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