I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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